Sunday, August 22, 2010

Movies in Few Words

The Expendables: OMFG

Well. It has action, everyone. Enjoyable I guess.




Inception: WTF

With its cast of L E O N A R D O    D I C R A P I O and a bunch of tiny names (as you can see in its poster) Inception generated a whole lot of internet buzz, basically, its really hard to understand, its a mind WTF'er, but if you pay attenttion you'll get it, and you'll probably love it. This movie is made of the same thing donuts are: AWESOMENESS, also 1 1/2 c. milk, 1/2 c. sugar, 2 tsp. salt, 1/4 lb. butter, 3/4 c. boiling water, 4 pkg. yeast, 2 beaten eggs and 5 1/2 c. flour.


Killers: GTFO... the theather

It just blows. Seriously, it SUCKS! Fortunatelly I'm a girl, and me and my sister got through this insanely boring movie at the midnight session without falling asleep. How? Two words: Ashton Kutcher, oh yeah! Girls? It doesn't get any better than that (actually, ew. But if you're into that, who am I to complain. I'm into midget porn, ya know?). Ahah, I'm just kidding, we're vampires, we don't sleep, duh.




The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: ROFLMAO

Oh wait, this isin't a spoof movie? You know, making fun of vampires and stuff? Damn... Well, I have to say I liked the fight scenes. But it's getting harder each movie to get through it, I mean, Kristen Stewart as Bella is the most annoying weird face making actress I've ever seen in any movie. And the dog scores some points in this movie with Bella, what makes it suck even more. Jacob! PLAY DEAD!! *woof woof* And by the way, what's up with those weird exagerated eyes and skin on the vampires? They're getting uglier each movie...

3 comments on me. Outch it hurts!:

VoodooDoll said...

Ashton Kutcher *drools*. But it does get better... try Chris Egan for measure. I love Australians almost as much as I like Danish.

WickedKitty said...

Google isn't doing much for Chris Egan but I'll trust you =P

WickedKitty said...

You were right, it does get better =)

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