Choose the right gift

Nowadays nobody does the christmas list anymore, so you, (yes you), have to find the perfect christmas present. Here are some tips:

.If its not someone REALY close to you, like family, or your best friends just offer chocolates, everyone likes chocolates.

.Money is always a safe choise for people in your family younger than you (not applied to people over 29 years old).

.Clothes like boxers with chickens or rainbow ties are always good gifts to guys (except if the guy is a churk, in that case just offer him socks).

.If it's me you must offer something realy cool, like the lotery wining ticket or a new tv.

Well I'm finishing my x-mas presents, key-ring for mom, key-ring for dad, key-ring for brother, key-ring for sister...
(note: VAAAACAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOONNNNN, NO MORE SCHOOOOOOOOOL)
You just don't want to hear that x-mas typical sarcasm of presents that someone hates, like:
_Hey Sara, here's a post card with a picture of France.
_OOOOHHHH, THANKS, I LOOOOOVE IT- when actualy I'm thinking _ Just wait ti'll you open your socks churk...